http://store.steampowered.com/app/92000/
Yes, it looks bad. That’s what makes the game look so delicious, because you can tell they have an official marketing person who wrote the content for that page.
BREATHTAKING VISUALS
I had my breath taken once in portal, when I saw that you can put liquid through that teleporter thing.
Kate has to overcome her haunting childhood memories to fight back using all her skills and expertise as a systems engineer.
Did anyone LOL? Because I did. Gosh, I could see my own game now.
Agoraphobia: God Complex
Vael Victus has to overcome his lack of a childhood role model, to fight back using all his skills and expertise as a junior web developer.
UNSEEN GAMEPLAY MECHANICS
Decimate your way through dozens of types of recolored sprites of the same three enemies using only their tears to defeat them as you unveil their every insecurity and belittle their every achievement.
STUNNING VISUALS
We’ve spent days studying the fauna of Vael’s basement dwelling. There won’t be a centipede leg missed or a cobweb gone unseen. Watch as the sweat drips off him while he rage codes Monster Breeder. Gaze in stupor as his one 9 x 12 window shines light particles through the room… unless it’s raining!
UNPARALLELED PARALLELS
Lightbulbs that generate enough heat to warm the whole room in Winter! Random bottles of liquor appear throughout the story, even though you don’t buy them! A MONSTROUS boiler that makes a ton of noise every 15 minutes, for two minutes! We even have babies, crying! Realtime diaper changing quick time events.