Speaking as a person who has downloaded opportunities.doc, I can tell you you pretty much only get like 2x the silk and I think diamonds… ultimately, it wasn’t worth it, at all. The flavor text made it more worth it, though. :} In fact it had me think of sex in a different way…

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http://www.cracked.com/article_18823_5-insane-ways-words-can-control-your-mind.html

Yeah, yeah, I’ll get to work. Anyway, here’s an incredible article about language and how it affects us. Demi, right up your alley: linguistics and psychology. A must-read, so of course, only about half of you will even consider reading it, preferring to idle away in indulgence. That’s cool.

I hate everything.